14 Reasons To Choose Friends and Ferrets Over Smoking

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No one likes how you smell after you smoke a cigarette. Your friends (and even a random ferret) can’t stand that stank. Here are 12 reasons it’s better to choose friends and ferrets over social smoking. 

1. They show you how to dream big.

2. They explain complex concepts.

3. They acknowledge a job well done.

4. They help out around the house.

5. They’ll laugh at your jokes.

6. They do tricks.

7. You’ll never have to eat alone.

8. They show you how to really chill out.

9. They join in your awful dance parties.

10. They’ll be there for you when times are tough.

11. They help with laundry.

12. They keep you in check.

13. They are strong with the force.

14. They’ll always be there for you.

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